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Miguel joined Keystone Rugby Club on October 5, 2001. At first it was thought that Miguel was an illegal alien traveling up and down the Eastern seaboard looking for work. Later it was revealed that he was in fact Ines Rodriguez's first husband. The story of their short-lived marriage leaked out during one of Miguel's drunken rages. Apparently the two met while Ines Goldstein (!) was attending the University of Pennsylvania. Miguel was working in the bean fields of West Philadelphia for $0.05 an hour. It was a marriage of convenience. Miguel needed a green card and Ines needed some cheap labor to clean her Center City apartment. The two were joined in holy matrimony by the very reverend "Crazy" Joe Catone, a self proclaimed prophet whose "turf" included the streets behind HUP. Ines decided to keep his name in order to benefit from affirmative action laws. The marriage ended abruptly in 1997 when Miguel had to quickly leave town for unknown reasons. The two were reunited when he hitched a ride with the team to Atlanta. He's been with the team ever since.
It turns out that Miguel is quite the party animal. He's been seen in the area's hottest night spots on the arm of some of the hottest ladies in town. Check back often to see pictures of Miguel out on the town. This week he is reputed to be hanging out with Sonez "I know you like my ass" Barnard and Joey "Look at her GO-y" Guanari. Don't let the tiny arms fool you, this guy is a lady killer.....
